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They have no idea…

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They have no idea…

I was one of the many many’s to watch the latest Star Wars trailer last night during half-time of the Monday Night Football game.  And I weathered the annoying duo of  overrated Mike Tirico and the even more overrated Jon Gruden I might add to do so.  Thankfully the slings and arrows I endured were worth it for the trailer…well it left me and my wife in tears.  Nostalgic.  Inspiring.  A promise of a taste of home cooking!  I was just absolutely enraptured by the sights and sounds.  If the film is even a tenth of quality of the 2+ min trailer then I have to say it will be a difficult film to beat in my eyes as movie of the year.  I simply can’t wait to see if this holds true!

Today I showed my students the trailer during a break in the festivities of learning what needed to be known on the upcoming state test (never mind learning anything useful).  Most had not yet seen the trailer.  And most had only the more recent (m&*#^$FU^%#&g) prequels as a reference point.  Few, a sad, sad few, had ever seen the originals.  Now talk about what is wrong with America!  Throw aside all the criminals that are running for or currently holding office…we need everyone to sit down and watch the originals…oh and then burn the prequels afterwards!

Trailer Episode VII
Trailer Episode VII

After viewing the most recent trailer with my class I then went on to field questions.  One of the questions was regarding the Disney purchase of the brand (a few of my kids pay attention to the news even if just the celebrity and entertainment sections).  I shared that the good thing about the evil empire (Disney) is that they have A LOT OF MONEY.  Mountains of it in fact and like American politicians they are willing to throw tons of it at an issue hoping for a solution.  The solution for Disney with the faltering Star Wars franchise it to make more movies…and more…and more.  I told the kids that they have no idea what is ahead of them.  I then briefed them on just what was in store.  For at least the next 6-years they will have a Christmas or summer Star Wars movie to attend.  Three movies in the series and three films in the anthologies (monsters of the week – so popular in an established series because it focuses on one smaller story normally alluded to in the greater canon and context in the series whole).  They were stunned.  “We get to see something like this…every year for the next six years!?”

Yes.

Originally I was concerned that director J.J. Abrams would bring along his friend from the Lost series Damon Lindelof (ruiner of Prometheus – shame!!!) but when I found Lindelof was not attached to SW oh boy was I excited.  I can only hope I and my student are subjected to what Star Wars could be and not what it has been over the past decade.  I can only hope…you listening Obi –Wan Kenobi?!  You’re my only hope!

P.S.  This movie better begin with the Millennium Falcon flying overhead!!!

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A Review: The Apocalypse (The Undead World Series Book 1) Kindle Edition

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A Review:  The Apocalypse (The Undead World Series Book 1) Kindle Edition

Author:  Peter Meredith

Pages: 388

My Rating: 3 ½ cups of coffee out of 5

The Apocalypse series Peter Meredith

This summer I’ve taken advantage of the Amazon Kindle Unlimited 30-day free trial (this is not a paid advertisement by the way).  I downloaded 10 books, which is the at-a-time maximum allowed for the program, and went to town reading, reading, and yep…reading just a bit more!  Currently there’s something like 800,000 books available on Kindle Unlimited (mine being one of them by the way—just sayin’!) and with so many good reads, deep and developed series, and strong indie authors to choose from it was difficult to really know where to begin.

Now just where did I choose to begin my summer read-fest you ask?  I chose the end of course.

What I meant by that is I chose a book from one of my favorite genres which is the apocalypse.  I know, that sounds a little dark but, as my supervisors have said to me over the years in their most inspiring moving-and-shaking dynamic leadershipping “it is what it is.”  How inspiring is that, right!?  One day soon I hope to shift from sci-fi to the dystopian apocalyptic/post-apocalyptic genre, or perhaps even combine them, but that is a wind that has not yet carried to me.

A series I started this summer is The Apocalypse (The Undead World Series Book 1).  As I noted earlier it is available through Kindle Unlimited but if you want to straight purchase the work feel free to do so.  Being an Indie work it is priced accordingly and lacks the publishers bloated price.  The Apocalypse (Book 1) is pretty much your standard end of the world by means of an evil zombie virus tale which pulls people from near and far together as they journey to the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta (ala The Walking Dead and many, many others of the same genre).

Okay, so I made it through the first book.  Good for me, right?  Was it the greatest book I’ve ever read?  No.  Not by a long shot (my favorite books by the way are The Forever War by Joe Haldeman and Starship Troopers by Robert Heinlein by the way).  But I found it extremely interesting.  Was it interesting enough to get me to open up Book 2?  Yes.  Yes it was.

Why?

I feel the author does a pretty good job with his characters and the troubles they find themselves in.  The character can be considered lightly clichéd BUT not in a manner that is confounding or make the story boring.  There is the strong male that is lost, the strong male that has concerns about his capabilities, the wild child, the depressed young woman, the evil woman…etc.  They all have their own idiosyncrasies which the author does well to focus on to keep each character discernible from the rest which is a strong departure from what would probably be reality (but thankfully stories like these are a departure from reality) but this is how all these band-together-in-the-apocalypse survival stories are today.

What I love most about these stories is that I want to yell at the characters and the things they do because I believe I could do better.  Could I?  Maybe.  But it’s fun yelling at the screen in a movie theatre when people are walking down the spooky staircase into the dark basement, right?  Well at least in your head it is.  If you’re that person yelling at the screen ruining the movie experience for everyone else then you need to know right not that you suck.  You suck big time.

So the characters were okay and strong enough to get me investing and continue turning the pages, at least initially, but what about the story itself, is it worthy of your time?  Yeah, I believe so especially if you take advantage of it on Kindle Unlimited.  There are chases, zombies are killed, people are killed, scavenging (which is what happening after society falls and it is no longer called “looting”), there is discovery, and there is loss.  Pretty much what you expect to see.  Being an indie work there are also some typos (I’m guilty of this myself) but there is also some pretty sharp story telling.  I recommend it at least through the first book and into the first quarter of book 2 which is where I am thus far.

  (WHAT FOLLOWS IS NOT EXACTLY A SPOILER BUT…IF YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH THE GENRE THEN YOU’RE COOL TO READ ON)

Something I’d like to see though is an end of the world zombie scenario that doesn’t rely on the CDC for the cure (which we know they won’t have for bureaucratic or McGuffin-device type reasons) and I would like to see a military that doesn’t turn against its own people as warlords rise.  I know those are two staples of the genre but something different would be nice to see in other similar works.  I have great hope for this series that as I continue to read it does not take me the standards such as nice settlement found then destroyed, the apocalypse family goes into diaspora, searching for each other, just missing each other, coming together, being harder after some shocking loss, and then moving on to find the cure to save the world all by themselves.

We’ll see where it goes from here.  I know I’m gonna read on.

Cheers!

J.W.

P.S. Sorry for the long time between posts.  I, like no one else in the world of course, have been rather busy of late.  Much of my time during my two laid-off teacher summer months is spent exploring other projects, taking private contract work, walking the dogs, working out, and…writing.  BUT there’s a lot of time for fun to fill the time idled gaps.  So, for much of this free time, I find myself catching up on all the games, movies, and books I miss out on while working a 12-hour day as a teacher (for those of you who think teachers have it easy…you have no idea and if I could go back in time…that’s a diatribe for another time!).

J.W. Kurtz (writer)…what I’m reading, what I’m watching, what I’m playing, & what I’m writing:

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J.W. Kurtz (writer)…what I’m reading, what I’m watching, what I’m playing, & what I’m writing:

In an attempt to keep my ever busy mind occupied I quench its thirst with a bevy of media entertainments.  Recently I watched Whiplash and wow!  Wow!  Wow!  I haven’t watched such an intense film in I don’t know how long.  It was absolutely fantastic.  I don’t much care for the Academy Awards (Oscars) because they rarely if ever get it right.  Well, J.K. Simmons winning for Best Supporting Actor was certainly warranted.  I’ve always been a Simmons fan and it’s great to see that not only did he get casted in a role absolutely perfect for him to display his range but that he also received the accolades for his work.  “Well done” all way around I must say.  There is one thing that indie films and books tend to get right when compared to the massive corporate blockbuster world of media entertainment and that is story and heart.  Indie’s time and time again get it rigJK Simmons Whiplashht in a more consistent manner than the big fish.  If you haven’t seen Whiplash you owe it to yourself to do so.  Be prepared…it is rather intense and there is more than a little swearing so if you’re offended by such a thing you’ve been warned.  Enjoy!

Currently I’m working my way through viewing The Last Ship.  I’m more than half-way through the first season and I must say…it is not very good but I can’t bring myself to stop.  I don’t know why.  Maybe it’s the absolute absurdity of the whole thing.  I feel like I am rubber necking while watching this fiasco.  I need to stop but I just can’t!  And no, it is not a guilty pleasure.  It’s more like masochism.

The Last Ship bookWhat got me to watch The Last Ship in the first place?  Well, I attempted to read the book once when I was about 14.  I made it about 50-pages in and quit.  I put it back on the shelf and moved on.  Then about 6-7 years later I tried again.  I loved the idea of it all but it was just very, very hard to get into.  Then I tried about 5-years after that believing that my stronger background in naval history and end-of-the-world scenarios (I studied such fun things in college!) would better prepare me for one more attempt.  Nope.  Still couldn’t go past page 100 or so.  Now here I am having a rough outline of the story (it is very different from the book) delivered to on the TV and I just sit there shaking my head wondering how it became a series.  I’m shaking my head even as I write this.  Obviously the creators of the series never attempted to read the book the show is based on for if they had they would have gone on to instead make a zombie vampire reality show or something.  Oh and there’s a season 2!!!  Crazy!

What am I playing???  Yeah I’m a gamer.  A gamer that goes back to the Commodore 64 and Atari.  Following those up I gamed on the first Nintendo NES and then I moved into the PC world of gaming.  I’ve built…many, many systems over the years.  Too many to count.  I love games of all genres but especially strategy games.  FPS and RPG games are fun but to me they don’t compare to the thrill I get from a classic double pincer move on a battlefield.  Good times.  The other day I found a deal on Steam for a game I’ve heard about for a while but I just haven’t had the time to check it out.FTL-Faster-Than-Light-Receives-an-Overhaul-on-Steam-for-Linux-2  The game is called FTL: Faster Than Light.  It was on one of Steam’s super discount sales.  I think I paid like $2.50 for it.  How could you miss for the cost of less than a cup of coffee, right?  Well, it was a bullseye.  I played that thing for half the night.  I’m looking forward to playing it later today when I get all my chores and projects done for the day.  It’s my reward.  Check it out.  If you like strategy and supporting indie works you will not be disappointed!

Now what am I writing?  I’m happy to have a great deal of time to work on my writing projects this summer.  I hope to have the sequel to my first book, The Bellerophon: Ambush, completed by the end of the season.  What has kept me so behind on this project?  Well, I wrote about 80-90k words in a side project and then shelved it because work was interfering with my process and a whole bunch of other things were

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going on.  I don’t see it entirely as wasted time because it will be out at some point but I am really focusing now on Bellerophon Book 2 (just my working title).  I do want to thank, again, all the people that have read and taken the time to review Book 1.  There is nothing more thrilling to me than to see my book has been downloaded and that it was enjoyed enough to earn a review.  Even the critical reviews are appreciated because they push me to do better.  Thanks everyone!

Cheers!

J.W.

Interstellar: A review/critique of a NOT so stellar movie.

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Interstellar: A review/critique of a not so stellar movie. SPOILER INCLUSIVE!

Film:  Interstellar (2014)

My Rating:  .5 craft beers on a 6-pack scale (I took the 6-pack back for a refund – skunky beer!).

Genre:  Adventure/Sci-Fi

Rating:  PG-13

Runtime:  169 LONG mins

Directed by:  Christopher Nolan

Writers:  Jonathan Nolan, Christopher Nolan

Stars:  Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, Michael Caine, others…kinda

Interstellar pic

Yes, this film has been out for a while now obviously.  I missed it in theaters and that was on purpose.  I don’t go to the theater because I want to be completely engrossed in a film (especially one I’m paying $$$ to see – remember when movies were $2.50 a ticket?!).   I want to be immersed completely into a film, the sights, the sounds, which is extremely difficult when there’s a drunk couple screaming at the screen while sitting a row or two in front and of course there is always the person on their cell phone sitting but a seat away from you.  The theater experience sucks these days despite the technologies available to show film.  The human element pretty much ruins it so yeah I’m a little behind in seeing Interstellar.  Thank God for Netflix and thank God I was able to hold out for the disk to arrive in the mail rather than buy the dang thing.  I managed to sit through the nearly 3-gruelling hours last night but I was too drained to follow up with an immediate write-up so instead I went to bed and had some really bad dreams.  You know a film is bad when it leads to nightmares and it isn’t a horror film!  (Note: I don’t have nightmares at all regardless of the genre of film I’ve watched so the negative impact Interstellar had on my sleep is indeed scary).

Okay, okay, so that was a long opening paragraph that has let you know I didn’t like the movie.  Now you must be asking exactly what was so bad, right?  The answer would be pretty much everything.  Everything except the Hans Zimmer score which from what I’ve read is something that the positive reviewers for Interstellar have pooh-pooed as the ONLY negative.  Funny.  I found the score to be different.  Very different.  But at the same time it was a refreshing change from the usual score associated with such films.  I’m not bagging on the scores of other movies of the genre.  I’m just saying that this was a welcomed departure from the norm.

SPOILERS BELOW – I don’t usually do the spoiler thing but it couldn’t be helped.  Why?  Because this film bothered me so much that I really wanted to pick apart some of the more prevalent flaws (fatal flaws) in this thing.  SPOILERS BELOW

 

You ready for this mess?  I know you read the script.  It's too late to turn back now.
You ready for this mess? I know you read the script. It’s too late to turn back now.

 

Now what didn’t work?  EVERYTHING else.  I don’t want to write a novel here but the last time a sciency doctor was played as bad as the Dr. Brand character of Anne Hathaway was Dr. Christmas Jones (Denise Richards) in The World Is Not Enough.  I will not dignify Hathaway’s character by calling her “Dr.” anymore in this review/critique.  It would be an injustice to the scientists of the world.  Why was Hathaway’s character even included in the film especially when she had no power on the mission, other than to be annoying, as Cooper (Matthew McConaughey), a pilot, who seems to be in charge of humanities destiny because he can fly a ship?  A ship that seems to also be able to be flown by the talented and underutilized monolithic robots I might add.  Just dumb.  How convenient by the way that the secret NASA base where the saviors of humanity were busily working on things like solving gravity and building circular concrete structure underground was just an evening drive from Cooper’s farm.  A secret NASA base where old friend/boss/professor Michael Caine was in charge and wasn’t surprised that Cooper just wandered on in.

One more thing about the robots; what exactly are they made of?  They seem to be constructed of nothing but titanium, level III bullet proof Gorilla glass, and unobtanium/adamantium because they take a beating and their electronics don’t have so much as a hiccup.  My wife spills a little water on her ipod and it’s toast.  I really wish all electronics were built like those robots.

I know.  I know.  There's only 2-more hours left...of crap!
I know. I know. There’s only 2-more hours left…of crap!

Another thing that absolutely didn’t work was the universe where this was all going down.  If the planet was starving and in such miserable shape like we are led to believe, and the governments were unable to provide security (as mentioned with “there are no more Marines” and the lost Indian air force drone sequence which contributed next to nothing in the story by the way) there would most likely not be the safe little farming communities and industrial capabilities to keep folks using heavy machinery or gas powered vehicles.  If you look at the vehicles used in Interstellar there are gas cans everywhere.  Where are they getting the gasoline especially if the world can no longer maintain security?  It comes down to this: people will be fighting and fighting everywhere.  I saw no evidence of this.  If you’ve seen Looper you’d see a more realistic near future sci-fi representation of what farming would most likely look like in a depressed future.  Everyone in that universe is armed to the teeth and paranoid paranoid paranoid and rightly so.  They aren’t the type to take in a baseball game in between massive dust storms that are slowly choking them all to death.  It would be fantastic if they did though as there are few things I love more in this world than baseball.  I believe I would be all but alone in the stands watching a game if the life of humanity was at stake like it was every day in the Interstellar universe.

Need more of what didn’t work?  The explorer Romilly, who volunteers to stay behind and research the singularity (hoping to solve gravity) only to be rejoined with the returning Cooper (McConaughey) and Brand (Hathaway), seems pretty well-balanced despite 23+ years of being alone in a tin can.  That’s not to say he wasn’t just a little bit off but he looked to handle their return a lot better than I expected him to.  I know he slept a little but even if he slept for 80% of the time they were gone that’s still 4-5 years of solitary confinement the guy had to endure.  By the way…they are flying these ships all over the place, near a black hole which is a pretty significant body of gravity (understatement), and they are worried about fuel all the time but I wonder just what is propelling and fuelling these craft here and there and without a heavy and long acceleration how to they figure on getting anywhere?  Tremendous plot holes.

Another whacky thing is the Matt Damon character of Dr. Mann.  I wonder if Chris Nolan was stoned out of his mind when he thought any part of that idea was good.  Things big and large about this entire sequence bothered me to no end like how Dr. Mann sealed himself up in the hibernation tank (funny that if people are in that liquid for years they don’t have even a little bit of the prune look, right?).  The system doesn’t look like a very good one when you have to rip open the bag to get someone out like Cooper had to do by the way.  So Dr. Mann is awake and happy he isn’t dead and he explains his robot in a jumbled pile just broke down and they all seem to buy it pretty quickly and move on to the exciting data that makes them believe on the surface of this cold, cold planet they can breathe!  Yay!  We can’t grow SHIT here but at least in certain parts of this ice cube of a world you can breathe the air.  Cooper and Dr. Mann go for a long walk to see this breathable surface (why didn’t they fly there??) and Cooper has part of his helmet broken by Dr. Mann so Mann can kill him and escape the planet.  Cooper of course survives though it shouldn’t be such an issue because the pressure of his suit should have kept the toxic air out of the suit for a time being…nice that the suits don’t have some means to affix an emergency patch by the way.  If he’d only brought some futuristic duct-tape foam patch kit thingy he would have been just fine.  Of note is that Matt Damon isn’t billed in this film and I think for good reason.  Why would he want his name associated with it?

Anybody, with all our technology and stuff, notice the GIANT approaching waves?  Nah...me neither.
Anybody, with all our technology and stuff, notice the GIANT approaching waves? Nah…me neither.

Wait…there’s more!  Dr. Mann has had the foresight to rig his robot to explode if the secret information he hid was accessed.  Yep.  What if someone accessed it while he was sleeping?  He’s okay with killing everyone including himself?  And the robot helping poor Romilly, a super advanced robot by the way, can’t go “hmmm that looks like a bomb?”  Fine so Dr. Mann steals a ship, flies through the ice clouds (I’ve never seen ice able to float by the way) to the mothership but he cannot dock because the automatic docker has been turned off by one of the super robots as a precaution.  Precaution against what!!!??  Against what!?!?  AND THEN the super smart Dr. Mann doesn’t think much of opening a pressurized door into the vacuum of space.  What could go wrong he thinks as he is shot out like a cannon point blank into the unsecured airlock hatch?  By the way the computer during all this is telling him he isn’t in a secure dock but close enough seems to be okay with the good doctor.  To me this was Chris Nolan and his brother (the co-writer) deciding it was time for something else to blow-up and give Cooper a chance to save the day by daringly docking with the spinning ship while Brand passes out.  I’m going to drop the mike here because it hurts my head to think about anything else concerning this trainwreck of a film because thinking on how Cooper survives the black whole (WHICH NOTHING CAN ESCAPE!!! Except maybe love and good intentions) and is then found floating in deep space with minutes of air left in his little space suit which seems to be able to both keep him warm despite the incredibly cold reaches where he is found and also shielded from the Hawking radiation (and other neat killy things) from the singularity he was hanging out in to then meet up with a bunch of people just cruising around in giant space cylinders while Brand sits alone on their new world just hanging out.  Glad they had all these ships and technology at hand but didn’t think to send anything to help her.  Cooper of course then steals a ship with relative ease (great security by the way for a pretty valuable resource smart guys) and with probably not so much as a snickers bar with him he flies off to hook up with her so he can start farming on their new world no doubt.

Blah!!!!  What a bunch of junk this all was!  Do not use the IMDB.com rating on this one.  This is NOT AN 8+ film.  Not at all!

The Godzilla Groupie Effect: A REVIEW of Godzilla

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Film Review:  Godzilla (2014)

My Rating:  1 craft beers on a 6-pack scale

Genre:  Action/Sci-Fi/Thriller

Rating:  PG-13

Runtime:  123 mins

Directed by:  Gareth Edwards

Writers:  Max Borenstein, Dave Callaham

Stars:  Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Elizabeth Olsen, Bryan Cranston, Ken Watanabe, David Strathairn

Godzilla

Did I miss something or are there a lot of Godzilla groupies out there?  When Godzilla first came out it had pretty good reviews on IMDB.  Of course the folks that go to the theaters in that first week or two are the true fanatics and tend to give a blockbuster type movie high-praise even if it is far, far from warranted.  The decline is usually a point-and-a-half drop after the first week.  Godzilla was absolutely NOT the exception to the rule here.  How it ever had an 8+ rating though, even after that first fanatical rush months and months ago (May 2014), is beyond me.

This movie sucked.

I gave up drinking for the month of January for no other reason than to see if I could.  I could and it wasn’t that bad.  That being said today is February 1st and it is also Super Bowl Sunday so I think I’ll be imbibing once again.  The only regret I have for not drinking in January is that Godzilla is one of those movies you need to be inebriated to enjoy unless you are a masochist.

This movie sucked.

I hate writing bad reviews for something I have not and cannot do.  I have not made a major motion picture and I very much doubt I ever will as it’s not anywhere near the top of my rather boring bucket list.  I feel much better writing critical reviews on books because at least I’ve written one and offered it to the public.  Something I believe all critics should keep in mind.  First write a book yourself and subject it to the gauntlet of peer review prior to eviscerating the work of others.  “Put up or shut-up” is the expression I’m looking for.

godzilla-2014-nuclearOh…yeah, the review of Godzilla.  See how I got off track there?  Well, that is an example of just what Godzilla was; an off-track monster.  It had such potential (NO SPOILERS – if it appears spoilerish it is taken from a trailer or commercial so they did it first) such as explaining all the atomic tests conducted in the South Pacific during the 50’s and 60’s.  The Godzilla bastardized cannon has explained the birth of Godzilla via those atomic and thermonuclear tests.  In this iteration the detonations in the Pacific were an attempt to KILL Godzilla not an after effect mutation of an iguana or something that would later grow, and grow, and grow until it decided it would swim all the way around the world to destroy New York or something.  I liked the idea very much, that the military attempted to destroy Godzilla after finding him but then you much pay attention to this part of the backstory if you subject yourself to this film.  This cool idea becomes a headache of a flaw when the director or studio decide it’s enough backstory and now it’s time to turn on the smoke machine and CGI computers so viewers can enjoy “spooky” fog-filled train rides, explosions in Hawaii, and skydiver heroes trailing cool red flares.

This movie sucked.

ken_watanabe stunned scientist GodzillaI really wanted to like Godzilla.  I hope one day a writer will be allowed to tell a compelling story that will not be destroyed by the wanton need of CGI destruction and explosions.  This film actually had a cast that would have been able to carry on a pretty good story had there been even a remote hint of one.  Watanabe is an absolute favorite of mine (he’s steadily removed Liam Neeson from my heart because…political reasons that I’ll leave alone) but he is wasted here.  He can pull off the stunned-scientist-that-pulls-it-all-together-when-given-the-proper-data-that-has-been-there-all-along-face really, really well.  Shame that he doesn’t do much more in the movie though.  As for Cranston…this was a near crime against humanity.  He was beyond wasted.  Beyond wasted.  I’ll leave it alone at that.  David Strathairn (I can never say his name—can you?) is the admiral in control of a naval fleet that seems to be able to travel vast distances in minutes.  He too is pretty much wasted by playing the part of the clichéd hard-assed admiral who has to look pissed-off all the time.  He could have been better utilized.  More backstory or something.  And then there is Aaron Taylor-Johnson…or whatever.  He was simply there so the camera had some continuity for this trainwreck.  He adds absolutely nothing to this movie.  He’s kind of a hero of course but only because everyone else seems to be really, really stupid.

This movie sucked.

I could have easily turned this review of Godzilla into an Easter-egg hunt in flaws and goofs.  But it’s not much of a hunt if the treasure is so easily found, right?  Long story short here—if it comes to you via stream it’s something to have on in the background while you vacuum, fold the laundry, or paint the room.  If you have really good genetics and are healthy, think you may live to be 100-years old, then please, waste 2-hours of your life watching this.  Because I know I probably won’t see 70, I’m pissed I watched this thing because it’s time I will never get back.  Will there be a sequel…let’s hope not.  Please, join me in prayer!

Cheers!

J.W.

I’ve been absent for a little while in my writing of movie reviews.  I’ve been REALLY busy working on a couple writing and editing projects.  Love writing.  HATE editing.  That’s all I’ll say on that subject.  I look to be writing more reviews in the near future so stay tuned.

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REVIEW: The Returned – A different kind of zombie movie.

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Film Review:  The Returned

My Rating:  4 ½ craft beers on a 6-pack scale.

Genre:  Drama/Horror/Sci-Fi

Rating:  N/A

Runtime:  98 mins

Directed by:  Manuel Carballo

Writers:  Hatem Khraiche

Stars:  Kris Holden-Reid, Emily Hampshire, Claudia Bassols

Note:  English language film, shot in Canada, production company based in Spain.  Watched via stream from Netflix.

Want to see a very different take on the zombie apocalypse and the impact it would have on the world?  Well, look no further than the excellent indie film The Returned.  There are NO spoilers below so don’t be worried.

The Returned on IMDB
The Returned on IMDB

This is not a movie with buckets of blood (the first 3-minutes of the title segment notwithstanding), deeply flawed and yet lovable survivors, and nor does it feature the lost child looking for someone to protect and adopt them as their own.  The Returned is a movie about how the world, which survived an outbreak or two already of the zombie plague, managed to hold society together in the aftermath with fears of a new outbreak looming.  Some, but in my opinion, not enough of the flaws of society are exposed here.  But there is certainly enough to have a discussion with fellow zombie lovers afterwards over a bottle of wine or some craft beer (I’m on board with the latter).

The IMDB rating for it is surprisingly low.  When this was written it had an average 5.9/10 rating by the nearly 4700 raters.  The metascore was also lower than I expected.  Much, much lower in fact.   I wonder if these ratings can be attributed to all The Walking Dead and World War Z lovers out there that felt cheated that it wasn’t 98-minutes of skulls being caved in and intestines pulled out of the guts of unlucky folks like scarves from the shirtsleeve of a magician.

Now don’t get me wrong.  This isn’t the end-all be-all greatest zombie movie of all time.  It is just a different kind of zombie movie.  A movie you can watch while your kids are in the other room and if they happen to walk in there’s a 90% chance they won’t be severely traumatized.

In the end I was greatly entertained and left wanting more.  Wanting more not because there was a tremendous lacking in this offering but because this imaginative universe can easily support a sequel and/or a prequel as well.  A wonderful piece for those that love the zombie genre but need a bit of a break from the gritty, bloodbath, and ultra-depressing dystopian/apocalyptic world displayed on our entertainment screens day-in and day-out.

Prediction:  When will we see the first zombie based “reality” TV series?  When creative television is truly dead and the ratings will be off-the-hook no doubt. (You heard it here first).

Cheers!

JW

Oh…and what’s the best thing after a movie?  How about a good read!

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