How long have we waited? Too long. Be careful…I think this trailer has a fair amount of spoilers. You cannot entirely put together the plot point by point BUT you see some characters expire and the means of their expiration. Very happy they are going with a hard R rating for this. Alien: Covenant trailer
I must confess…this is the bloodiest trailer I’ve ever seen outside the buckets of blood stuff from the 80s and 90s with Freddy and Jason etc.
Film Review: Drive (2011)
My Rating: 5 craft beers on a 6-pack scale (5 ½ if you have an awesome 7.1 sound system).
Runtime: 100 mins
Directed by Nicolas Winding Refn
First off I’m compelled to share that it is my belief that anything featuring Ryan Gosling should be considered guilty pleasure entertainment. I don’t know why that is exactly. He’s far from the greatest thespian to ever grace the silver screen. He delivers dialogue like he’s ordering a pizza and he has one move: a slowly forming smile coupled with a squint. Still I have enjoyed nearly everything I’ve ever seen him in. I wish I could put exactly why into words but I can’t at this time so I won’t even attempt the hunt.
On to Drive.
A wannabe race car driver spends his days stunt driving for movie productions and his nights driving the “getaway” car for those requiring his special skills. He also appears to make some money as a mechanic but money doesn’t seem to be his driving force (more on that later…and spoiler free as always). There is a married neighbor and some complications with some organized crime folks. Trouble ensues. And there is driving.
Drive was a difficult film to review despite my abject love for it. I saw it the first time streaming on Netflix. Then a month or two later it arrived in the mail via the Netflix mailer because I forgot to take it off my disc queue (SIDENOTE: Yes I still get discs mailed to me. Not everything streams and Blu-ray is simply the best media. Period.) I wasn’t bothered by the arrival of the disc bearing envelope as it gave me another excuse to watch and HEAR the flick but this time in full 7.1 surround. I’m glad I wasn’t paying close attention to my queue because listening to the Blu-ray audio really introduced a new character I would have otherwise missed in the background minutiae.
This character was the sound and, to state simply, it was incredible.
This is perhaps one of the best films in recent years to take full advantage of a musical score, creative song placement, and outright sound. It more than made up for the near wooden performance by Gosling. You will certainly enjoy the “family” drive down the concrete L.A. River. I simply love the music that plays during this scene. It feels like a warm memory of a surreal family picnic. Another scene that takes full advantage of a plus musical score should perhaps have been mentioned first as it is the opening. The first time I heard this play I looked up from whatever was distracting me (iPad, dog in my lap, etc.) in wonder. Had I turned on the wrong movie? I wondered to myself. Nope. It’s Drive, it says so on the screen. Now I’d heard Drive receive positive reviews from trusted friends and even trusted family (trusted in that they are movie fans with somewhat discernable tastes) but still I took a long time getting to it. Too long I now freely admit.
I keep mentioning it but this is a film to watch simply for the sound. I know…I’m beating a dead horse here, cloning it, raising it, and then to die of natural causes only to beat that dead horse yet again.
Remember no spoilers so I won’t go into details while mentioned the vaunted elevator scene. It is one of the sweetest – yeah I said sweetest – and yet most horrifying scenes I can recall viewing in recent memory. There. I mentioned it. No spoilers. Proceed.
The scene with Ron Perlman on the beach also stands out because of the near lack of sound. If I were to give an Oscar performance for Drive I would award it to the sound/music folks for sure.
So the sound was awesome (have I mentioned that yet?). Now the acting…yeah…the acting. There had to be some of that in Drive, right? And there was. Kinda. Gosling was only a vehicle (pardon the terrible, terrible pun) for the incredible music/sound and the rather interesting story. He neither added a great deal nor subtracted same from the movie. But, because he’s Ryan Gosling, you just sorta buy him, due to his presence, simply because he doesn’t get in the way of the story much. And because he’s Ryan Gosling. Could other actors perhaps have added more? Sure. Maybe. It was a tough character to play because, other than a couple allusions to such, he near completely lacks character depth. That’s not to say the entire cast goes the same however. Carey Mulligan was rather strong as a wife held hostage by her sense of responsibility and honor while at the same time longing for something else, something more. She really sold a woman that wanted to scream but accepted that it would do very little. So she kept it bottled up like a good Irish gal. Good girl. Keep that bottled up. Very healthy. But, really you can see she has limited choice, especially because she has a young son to consider. The performance by the almost cookie cutter bad guys, played by Albert Brooks and Ron Perlman, was certainly a weakness and so was the lack of screen time for Bryan Cranston.
A law should be passed that every movie Cranston is cast in, from now until the day after forever, needs to give his character twice as many lines and screen time as anyone else would be allotted. Did I say he is a fantastic actor? Well he is.
Watch Drive but even more important…hear Drive. I’m going to go and pop it into the PS3 right now (yeah I added it to the official collection).
Film Review: Snowpiercer (2013)
My Rating: 5.9 craft beers on a 6-pack scale (no such thing as a perfect 6-pack!).
Rating: R (not finding a rating but, yeah, I’d give it an R)
Runtime: 126 mins
Directed by: Joon-ho Bong
Writers: Joon-ho Bong, Kelly Masterson (others as well but I didn’t want to turn the page)
Note: English language film, also Korean, Japanese, French
Terribly ugly awfully perfect film. Yeah you read that right. Wrap your brain around that!
As usual there will be no spoilers in this quick and dirty review. There may be allusions and feelings (yuck…feelings) but no spoilers herein lie.
Silly humans destroy the world. Only a train with an engine that seems to be able to run forever allows the remnants of silly humanity to survive (you may wonder why bother at the end of this movie though). To what end I don’t entirely know, but it is not the end that this movie is at all about; it’s absolutely about the journey. The movie could end abruptly a half-hour or more early and nearly the same effect would have been had. Still I suggest you watch the whole thing.
I attempt to have my film reviews at under 500-words. Usually 500 plus or minus a paragraph gets the job done. I will attempt to do the same here, however I doubt I’ll be successful in this endeavor. To get us started I begin with this: I loved this movie so much that I never want to see it again. Why? Well…because it made me angry. And I loved it for it.
Why did it make me angry? When I say it made me angry I don’t want to convey the notion that I’m upset at the film in anyway, no, not at all. I’m upset at myself. I’m upset that I didn’t pay enough attention to my 11th grade English class with Mr. Alan Watt’s. I remember skipping his class. I remember sleeping in his class. But what I don’t remember clearly is Dante’s Inferno because I was simply too cool for school and the likes. Had I paid closer attention I perhaps would have enjoyed this film even more than I did already. Thankfully I paid attention in social studies when we were instructed on class systems and the inherent struggles of the proletariat versus the aristocracy and upper class. Read Dante’s Inferno and then remember your class system struggles studies, and the fact that this is a movie set upon a train in an apocalyptic world (with a humanity that wants to survive but most assuredly does not deserve to do so), and you’ll walk away all the better for having seen this film as first an educated person.
I wanted to watch it again…so I immediately returned it so I wouldn’t get to so as to purposefully torture myself. A wonderful film that my only regret being is that it took so long to see.
Now, why not the perfect rating? Well ever since the perfect-10 with Mary Lou Retton in the Olympics perfection has been forever tarnished. The idea of the “perfect-10” is that there is no way at all, ever, ever, ever, that it could be any better. Since I do not conform to the perfect-10 rating on anything, especially since I am not a corrupt French figure skating judge, I have to point out a couple flaws that kept Snowpiercer, at least in my humble determination from Mary Lou status.
First, John Hurt is wasted. He has some good lines but then the baton is passed/fumbled to Chris Evans who is trying not to come across as Captain America throughout the length of the picture. He kinda sorta almost succeeds. He has one scene where he is definitely NOT Captain America (unless you consider him Captain “Corporate” America…you’ll get the joke hopefully when you see this movie) but other than that he just needs a shield with a star on it and he’s the Marvel superhero we all know and love.
Tilda Swinton is…well, Tilda Swinton. You can’t stand her and you love her for it. She is wonderful so she pushed the movie toward the Mary Lou perfect-10 but, like the rather wasteful performance of John Hurt (seriously…was he sick one day during an important scene and they Bong just decided to move on without him?), you’ll then find Jamie Bell’s character wasted. Sad…almost won the gold with that 10. Oh well. A 5.9 is pretty cool in the craftbeer rating world I suppose.
I can’t wait to watch this film again and torture myself by hating myself because it is so terribly awesome.
P.S. Perhaps it should be noted that this review was written while I was under the influence of vodka. You see I’ve had the flu/cold and thought I needed orange juice to help with an infusion of vitamin-C. BUT, not being a fan of straight OJ, I needed something to make it a little more palatable and thus I’m sure you can now understand the virtue and inclusion of vodka in this situation. So, for the sake of vodka…
…Cheers once more!