Okay…so I get up this Black Friday morning thinking that I may browse some of the deals online before I get to work on my daily writing goal. Maybe while “window” shopping I’ll come across an interesting writing prompt to get me warmed up. I come across the new Star Wars trailer so of course I watch it a time-or-ten.
My reaction? ( Note: it is vitally important to remember that my personal reaction weighs oh so heavily on the Internet and its ultimate well-being).
My reaction is “huh…” So it appears JJ Abrams is doing what I expected him to. He’s turned Star Wars into a grittier world much like another movie franchise…now what was that one called again? Oh, yeah, Star Trek! Now just throw in a couple of redshirts (color the white stormtroopers red maybe), warp drive, phasers, and teleporters now because they would not be entirely out of place after seeing and hearing the trailer. Even the voiceover guy, talking about the “awakening force” and whatnot, sounds very much like it could have been recorded for a Star Trek movie trailer.
We did get to see the Millennium Falcon so that was pretty cool. What was completely missing was any other recognizable character – unless of course you consider tie fighters, storm troopers, and x-wings characters, which I suppose they kinda are. Where is Luke, Leia, Han, all the hyped up returning folks? Where is the wookiee roar! For goodness sake? Where are the stars of Star Wars!? Where are the stars for that matter? Everything takes place over sand dunes, a dark forest (I have to admit the bad guys red light saber looks cool – it has to be difficult to imagine a usable bad guy sword for every new Star Wars movie I suppose), and there are even x-wings screaming over what appears to be a lake. Nothing in space. Nothing.
So after viewing the trailer I am neither turned on or turned off (okay…maybe there was a little hair standing up on my arms when the Falcon zipped by – been missing her for more than 30-years!) for the upcoming mega-blockbuster-cashcow-in-waiting. I left more scratching my head trying to swallow the pill that this is Star Trek with the force and guys sweating like crazy under their stormtrooper armor. Just not entirely thrilled with the initial feel (love it for Star Trek but it has been done!) and not super excited about the look at all. Even the stormtrooper blasters look wrong. And what the heck is with the beach ball droid??!! I hope that droid isn’t a major player because I have a feeling he could be a mechanical Jar-Jar or something.
Yes, Disney, I’ll pay to watch it…I’ll pay for the Blu-ray to follow most likely. But I’m not going to say right now that it looks like I’m going to like it.
Just be prepared for the inevitable Star Trek crossover in the future everyone. Seriously.